I hate ulgy women.

Hey ricin, isn't it "The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice?"

Are you fucking with me Senator? "One of the great screenplays"…?

Are We There Yet? was at least 3/5 as good as The Chronic.

False.

I actually thought he was pretty decent in Role Models.

Weed flavored popcorn.

Nobody liked this? You people disgust me…

That deserves a like.

Wrong.

Wrong.

Sure. I'm game. Why not? But I believe you mean sweater meat?

Lisa needs braces?

I'd lick Malin Akerman's kneecaps…

Butthole Surfers literally came up on my iTunes shuffle as I read your exquisite comment.

Seriously though. Jon Miller and Joe Morgan are the reason baseball is boring on TV.

Word. I'm a fan of Malick as much as the next fella, but props to DGG for doing whatever the fuck he wants and making comedy.

Sean went to Korea and changed his name to Don Draper.

The best part about that scene was how Rourke starts crying and Sly just backs away slowly into the shadows and leaves him there.

It'll obviously be curling.