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"Connection" and "Car Song" both charted higher than "Stutter."

The lady-boys in Thailand also weren't clearly labelled and he was shit-faced when he encountered them.

The lady-boys in Thailand also weren't clearly labelled and he was shit-faced when he encountered them.

If "Someone Like You" is "about how replaceable people can be", why hasn't she already found someone like him in the time it took him to settle down and get married.  She sings, "for me, it isn't over."  I don't think she's actually finding it easy to replace him.

If "Someone Like You" is "about how replaceable people can be", why hasn't she already found someone like him in the time it took him to settle down and get married.  She sings, "for me, it isn't over."  I don't think she's actually finding it easy to replace him.

You mean this show isn't about Mrs O'Leary's cow?

You mean this show isn't about Mrs O'Leary's cow?

It would have been $300 million, but the Hangover monkey was not available to play the part of the bird.

It would have been $300 million, but the Hangover monkey was not available to play the part of the bird.

I could swear that one of the teams actually said "albatross" toward the end.

I could swear that one of the teams actually said "albatross" toward the end.

I was watching with my friend Sam who wondered out loud if they used the same picture on the animated laughing paddle for each of the table-tennis champions.
Um, Sam… those Chinese boy/girls all look alike because there's only one of them.

I was watching with my friend Sam who wondered out loud if they used the same picture on the animated laughing paddle for each of the table-tennis champions.
Um, Sam… those Chinese boy/girls all look alike because there's only one of them.

I assumed he was dead from the moment he started to explain why you shouldn't smoke while leaning on the gas pump. Gasoline is flammable, really?.  Gyp doesn't like explanations.
"Good luck" only added fuel to the fire, so to speak.

Getting them wet makes them multiply.  Feeding them after midnight turns them into orcs.

Getting them wet makes them multiply.  Feeding them after midnight turns them into orcs.

Laurie Anderson - Sweaters
I no longer love your mouth.
I no longer love your eyes.
I no longer love your eyes. I no longer love the color of your sweat
-ers.

Laurie Anderson - Sweaters
I no longer love your mouth.
I no longer love your eyes.
I no longer love your eyes. I no longer love the color of your sweat
-ers.

After this episode, they should change the title from The Voice to The Backstory.  We don't care if you weigh 270 pounds … as long as you used to weigh 370 pounds.  We don't care if your singing isn't very original … as long as your entire family has been held at gun point.

After this episode, they should change the title from The Voice to The Backstory.  We don't care if you weigh 270 pounds … as long as you used to weigh 370 pounds.  We don't care if your singing isn't very original … as long as your entire family has been held at gun point.