Selma would have made a great Saturday morning cartoon, however.

Who stole my fucking pants!?!?

No love for Pretty in Pink On the Inside? For shame. That and The Unbearable Lightness of Being Oprah Winfrey were my favorite films from last year.

I really enjoyed Fantastic Mr. Fox and Moonrise Kingdom. Better than his older films, in fact.

Me too. But sitting at home and masturbating is so much more fun!

I'm sorry to say I didn't see any of the Best Picture nominees. But Budapest and Birdman sound like the best of the lot and will be the first two that I do see. The others just seem boring.

Lego movie was not all that good. I can name ten animated movies from the last few years that were better - Frozen, Wreck It Ralph, Toy Story 3, and seven more I'm too lazy to list.

Dear White People did not get even one nomination. Racists!

Woke up, got out of bed, stuck a pick into my hair…

He got incredibly wealthy and lost interest.

The pregnant woman was "surprisingly intrigued," by Nathan's idea.

A brick shithouse, I tell you!

Dollar in one eye, baby in the other.

I agree. But when you're spending over $20 to go to the movies, Guardians of the Galaxy gives you a lot more bang for the buck than say, And So It Goes.

These lists are like comparing a pro baseball team to a minor league team. Marvel movies are a must-see and generally don't disappoint (Iron Man 3 is the only one I regretted paying to see.) On the other hand, the only two DC movies worth seeing at the theater were the first two Dark Knight films.

I agree with all your assessments except for The Winter Soldier. I wasn't all that impressed and actually preferred the first one. I also liked Iron Man 2 as much as the first one, though Iron Man 3 did suck huge balls.

The songs Gunn used in the movie were all great and added to the general sense of fun and playfulness lacking in a lot of sci fi popcorn movies. But I was disappointed he didn't use the dynamic opening chords of Moonage Daydream to better dramatic effect. Playing it in the background while the main characters were…

Translation: "We are Groot."

"Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Wierd and Gilly,

If white people need a hall pass to say niggas then Kanye should need a hall pass to say anything at all.