My favourite part of that Sokovia scene was the slo-mo shot of the Avengers jumping (or flying or bouncing or some stupid shit) because it seemed as though it were ripped from the promotional AoU popcorn bucket I was emptying into my fat face.

Pretty sure that's Jabba's Sarlaac Pit.

Period jokes are so juvenile, yet whenever a menses one they find it hilarious.

The only time I've been happy with a Tyson interview: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

If this isn't answered by the time I get home, I will flip through both volumes of Beasts! by Jacob Covey. Fun fact: My AV Club username was inspired by these books, wherein I discovered a mythological beast - from Japan, if I recall correctly - whose body was a placenta.

Review with Forest MacNeil

I was planning on using the sleepwear section, but until Sears responds to my emails I'll have to learn to love appliances.

Well that's awful. I actually paid money to access his website for a while; not only because he's the least greasy-looking male porn star in the industry, nor the relatively realistic depiction of sex in his largely unedited videos, but because he was an outspoken advocate of safe, consensual sex and therefore I…

Yes.

I'm saying he should smother Jaden in his sleep. If Will Smith gets into politics, it follows that Jaden will eventually get into politics, too, and the thought of such a future terrifies me. Could you imagine future students studying President Jaden Smith's tweets?

He's like a dumber Archie Bunker.

Ars Technica seems to have a good model that fits with your ethos. Might be worth a look.

There's a police report that confirms the existence of the swastika. Eat shit.

[PEAKS]

It is pretty gauche to say that to someone's face. This is why we invented the internet, people.

I, too, read this newswire.

I misread that as "Gulag Lake," and now I know what Sea World's name should be.

Is this the episode with Eric Wareheim?

That'd be an improvement, and I don't even own a cum!

Then they'll be able to use this tune: https://www.youtube.com/wat…