The study he's referring to - I believe - is the one that all these proud internet pirates cite, wherein the authors come to the brilliant conclusion that e-pirates, who are mostly males age 16-34, spend the most on legal content. I wonder how many hours it took them to determine that the demographic that consumes the…

Eleven days until the next full moon, Beema - tick tock!

When he said, "…we work in an office full of funny people," I assumed that meant O' Neal and Mike Vago are now morbidly obese.

He was the editor-in-chief, not the owner of Onion Corp. or whomever owns this place.

I thoroughly enjoyed your rebuttals.

I don't fault Eisenberg for the schlock but I much prefer Michael Cera's career path, post-Year One. He just seems to be having more fun, moseying between film, television and music on a whim. By all accounts he's also an incredibly friendly guy.

Thank you! I need to watch it in its entirety again, the first time passed by too quickly.

Wait, I haven't seen Event Horizon so I need you to clarify something: when you say that hyperspace turns out to be hell, do you mean that literally or figuratively?

He has a great line about popped collars but I'm not sure when it happens.

The AV Club

Yeah, wouldn't being a demigod be a fate more finite than mental illness? Empathy in this case would be misplaced and meaningless, as would hate. He's like a storm, a natural disaster.

To an extent I have empathy for Hannibal, too. Mind you, I know nothing of his backstory, but we have no idea why his brain is wired that way.

Isn't he clearly insane, though? Doesn't that merit even a bit of empathy? He didn't ask for the brain he was given. He's a very different monster than Hannibal, who was murderous from a very young age and shows no apparent signs of insanity.

Not only is your comment incredibly interesting, you provide a link to a more detailed description. Wow. This should be inscribed in the annals of internet commenting history, which I presume is a quilt made of cat fur.
An achievement nonetheless.
I'm going to revisit this information when I'm sober and awake.

Concussions and fractures and…

Can't we just go back to calling them, "new joints."

Scrawler's just a dang hunk like all the other trash boys and trash girls of the AV Club.

What's with the umlaut in "salient"? Do you write for The New Yorker?

Comparing something to Tim & Eric isn't the best way to pique someone's interest, and I say this as a fan.

I received a blowjob during Gothika. We were bored by the movie and the theatre was empty, save for an elderly couple seated about 20 seats to my right. When things intensified I worried that they'd notice so I threw a coat over my girlfriend's head. This only drew more attention, of course, but I was a teenager with…