That's also why he made penises look like bananas.

Hot take!

*Hires the crew of HBO's Luck*

Oh, it wasn't meant as a criticism but as an obvious and half-baked observation. I had just played Xbox for the first time in a while so the notorious "xX aBaBaB Xx" naming scheme was on my mind when reading this review. I'm a fan of The XX and ThE pApEr ChAsE, and recently heard of Charlie XCX, XXYXX, and now, Jamie…

Despite my love for O'Neal, I would really enjoy an AV Club feature wherein he watches this from morning until night and journals the experience. It can't be at a licensed theatre or he'll be blackout drunk after the first viewing.

Musicians' names are becoming more and more like Xbox gamertags every year. After crunching the numbers I've determined that within three years we'll be seeing "xX420blazeitXx" on the charts.

Did you read the news that the Blu Ray will include a black and white version? That's the news that has me most excited.

I think a lot of it is due to the insular nature of the wealthy. The desire to amalgamate into the lumpy mass of khakis and pastel sweaters overpowers any creativity. It's 'keeping up with the Joneses' to the extreme.

That describes 95% of the mansions in the area surrounding Toronto, where this home is located. I've always heard that money can't buy taste - which sounds like a true enough statement - but it can buy architects and designers with taste so I don't understand how these eyesores keep getting built.

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Eight-Legged Freaks is from the aughts.

Similar to a critic's (Rex Reed?) review of The Raid.

Garfield is improved greatly when Garfield is removed entirely. http://garfieldminusgarfiel…

I've always been curious as to how a manager steals their client's money because it seems incredibly common in the entertainment industry. Is it just a matter of actors allowing their manager to sign all their contracts and set up all their bank accounts?

Sometimes I wonder how I would have been perceived by my peers had I been born in a different town or era or even planet, but now that people like Jimmy Fallon are considered popular I've realized the world is a cold and chaotic place and there's no point in pondering the unknowable.

Readings for nerds and uncool now and always has been, especially fantasy and syfy

I thought that intelligence was the main characteristic in determining whether someone is a nerd. A dork was someone that had all of the secondary characteristics of a nerd but none of the intelligence, and a geek was someone intelligent and socially awkward, but was enthusiastic rather than introverted. And where do…

Your opinion is problematic.

Would you say that to Tom Petty?

He was great in Bernie and School of Rock! (I'm also an only-slightly-ashamed Tenacious D & The Pick of Destiny fan.) He's clearly at his best when he's working with Linklater.