You don't mention your haircut in every comment, so probably not.

*le sigh*

I'm trying to say this with a modicum of tact but, um, does Eva Green have any scenes that might cause a tingle for someone who's into that sorta thing*?

The original Godzilla. It was the best thing to come out of my anticipation for the new Godzilla. Incredibly dark film, which was surprising because the stereotype of those films is that they're corny. Much like Jaws, the technological limitations of the time forced the filmmakers to scarcely show us the titular…

I think so? Check out the albums: Endtroducing by DJ Shadow, Selected Ambient Works by Aphex Twin, and Music has the Right to Children by Boards of Canada.

The only techno I've enjoyed is Aphex Twin, DJ Shadow, and Boards of Canada (if they count as techno).

Aw shucks. What an excellent soundtrack, though. I've been playing it fairly regularly since I saw the film in September. I'm tempted to buy The Guest but it's digital only right now and I want the physical copy (with extra features).

Was Clan of Xymox because you saw The Guest?

The holiday season is so overwhelmingly intolerable that Amelie simply vanished into a singularity.

The individuals who give toothy fellatio gotta drink, too.

Depends on whether or not you live in Germany.

You've got some nerve asking to be saved when it's so clear that Christmas is the one that needs saving.

Under the Skin's score has replaced the score from Halo 1's intro as my go-to lovemaking music.

Did you read the leaked Sony email about the sequel to 22 Jump? If true, I'm not sure if it's brilliant or inane.

Came here to say this. If I had to pick another scene from that film it might be the one where Dwight meets his sister in the diner.

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I feel compelled to point out that while "dude who played Xander" dropped into relative obscurity after Buffy, he was recently in an excellent sci fi film called Coherence. I highly recommend checking it out.

The nicotine level in the fluid was likely too high for you, hence the burning lungs. You would have been better off with a 6 or 3 milligram. Keep that in mind for the inevitable release of Katy Perry's fluids.

It's not water vapour, since there's no water in the liquid.

It's about time we get an honest, positive perspective on uncles molesting their nieces.