I'm not fond of using memes in conversation, but my reaction to the Cookie Dough Café can only be summed up thusly:

Jason, have you listened to Paul Clayton's Whaling & Sailing Songs from the Days of Moby Dick, and/or A.L. Lloyd's Blow Boys Blow? They are what I consider the two quintessential nautical albums. If I had to pick a third it would be Ween's The Mollusk but only because I know of no other nautical-themed music.

Dolphin parties sound like my kind of party.

"Sex obsessed gays" is redundant. All gay are obsessed with sex and there hasn't been a greater threat to our country since Benghazi.

Bro, you're scaring off the slampieces. If the Tri Delts heard you say that we'd totes be icing you like every day. Now help me feed this beer funnel into my ass.

Well the size and lifestyle of an animal affect how it tastes. Obviously a cloned giant elk wouldn't have access to the same flora from its past, but due to its size I presume it would be fattier than current elks, which are very, very lean.

You know what your problem is? You just don't get Franco.

That's what I was hoping you meant, although a boner joke would have also been more acceptable than, "I collect bones and fashion them into everyday objects."

I concur.

Hannibal's hat > Angel's hat, it's as simple as that.

What does "sometime bone man" mean? Is it a penis boner joke?

If you have Twitter, tweet the writers and editors of the site and ask them politely. The more the better, but here are three to get you started:

I thought it was their version of Interior. Leather bar.

Platypus, giraffe, and koala are my top three choices. In all seriousnessness now, I could see jellyfish fitting in thematically, and they're beautiful to film.

Would you say that you have a proclivity for that part?

It's not even beneath Bryan Fuller to panda to the audience.

*sigh* If only the science in Jurassic Park were sound… I'd love to clone and eat a giant elk.

Another interesting fact about the relationship between THC and CBD/CBN: Studies have shown that THC by itself can worsen the effects of psychosis, for example in schizophrenic patients, whereas CBD or CBN (I forget which) actually alleviates the symptoms. THC temporarily alleviates the symptoms, which is why a large…

FYI: Indica is better if you're prone to anxiety. I went through a period where I had panic attacks several times a week, and smoking just acted as a catalyst; however when I smoked an indica (kush for example), the problems weren't as persistent. It was extra shitty because I actually prefer sativas.

Thank you for clearing that up for me. As far as I knew, the female orgasm was a myth.