I don't sense an air of superiority in Some Random Arsehole's disposition, but I understand the importance of calling people out on that when it's concerning medicine. The stigma associated with medicine is almost as damaging and unfounded as the anti-vaxxers.

Yeah it certainly effects everyone differently, however I added the qualifier "daily" in another comment and stand by that. Unless you're Doug Benson, daily smoking isn't conducive to a productive, happy life.

Turn up the heat in your home/turn off the air conditioning so that everyone must remove their shirts. If you're at a social gathering, propose a game of strip poker.

Additional advice: If you have objectionable material on the internet, it helps to grease an employers palms with some used panties or Froot of the Looms. It will at the very least get you to the interview portion.

Absolutely. Drinking and smoking doubled my coolness for a long while.

Now I'm trying to imagine the degree of stickiness that would worry me.

Admittedly, I skimmed that entry, but I feel most of my other points still stand. If he's in college then he can't have been pursuing different avenues of treatment for very long; coping with mental illness can take decades and drinking and smoking can prolong the process.

Embarrassing confession: I like to sniff the inside of a book, especially when it's new.

Fair enough. I didn't mean to come across as an Eli Lilly lobbyist, I'm just sensitive about the topic as I know someone who committed suicide that would have benefited from electro convulsive therapy. (Memory loss is arguably a better side effect than death and the ensuing trauma it can cause in one's family.)…

I found the subreddit and did a bit of perusing, and it seems that they go for $30 or $40 each. I'm not sure how much panties cost the girl but there's definitely money to be made. I wish that a market for men's boxers existed, I'd love to wear them once then mail them off and buy new ones. Ditto for socks.

I'd pay upwards of one thousand dollars for a hand delivery since I can politely scream for my money back when she's locked in my basement.

It passes the Dairy Queen Blizzard test; when I turn the tissue upside down it clings rather than falls to the Dairy Queen floor. I still get arrested but at least it isn't runny anymore.

They likely fit inside an envelope, depending on the style and size.

I've no problem with it being part of social activities but when it becomes a form of self medicating it can become harmful. A warning sign is getting intoxicated on any substance while alone, although that doesn't mean regular intoxication in a group isn't also an issue.* Often it's too late when one has the epiphany…

Interpersonal therapy/cognitive behavioural therapy might be good options. They're similar to talk therapy but have more empirical evidence supporting their efficacy. Often they will require "homework" and journaling which can be helpful in parsing out the specifics of your problem. It's also excellent to have someone…

Well I meant academic or interest-based clubs, like literature, philosophy or math club. I'm sure even chess club has some DTF slampieces that are looking for a fine gentleman (gentlewoman?) such as yourself.

Yeah, Dan spoke as if it's the world's oldest profession. And hey, it's not like anything bad has ever come from other Craigslist exchanges, right?

But man, cannabis is like, from the earth and doesn't kill you like alcohol.

I'll just say, "The yellow man with a penis for a nose sent me" so as not to arouse any suspicion.

If there are clubs at your university, join them. It's a better place to meet people since you'll likely have at least one interest in common, other than drinking and loud, shitty music.