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Scott Agro
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"Madame, you have suffered an emotional shock. I will notify a rape crisis center"  or nothing.

The second half of this article title was obscured before I clicked on it and I thought it was just "Arnold Schwarzenegger To Continue." Oof. Talk about your bleak, pithily-worded truths.

Are they funny or something?

Jeezy-Creezy! I just realized the biggest reason to be sad about this. :(

@avclub-17642f168c28dfb8656664961cc39197:disqus See? I knew that was the wrong phrase to use. Let's just say they abandon their…bemusement concerning Homer.

Well, you ain't going to a comedy club.

That shot of Gainey hustling towards the car never fails to make me giggle like an idiot.

The series of cuts to that same baseball sailing over the fence killed me.

Look, he's already got his pants off!

[Me and the Mulaniacs stand up in the back row, all wearing matching "I'm a Mulaniac!" t-shirts]

That photo is nothing compared to the ones in this set:

BUT YOUR PEOPLE ARE KNOWN FOR THEIR SENSE OF HUMOR!

Probably a PUA.

Is it safe to say this show would be…[whips on Aviators]…Better Off Ted?

"I didn't know we could do that." [Barrels through intersection, too]

I love when Homer's friends abandon their, for lack of a better term, "hero-worship" of Homer and just lay into him. That and Lenny cutting Homer's second slow-train-to-nowhere of thought with a "Get the hell out!" are great examples.

"JUST EAT THE DAMN ORANGES!"

Combine that with David Allen Grier's classic Maya Angelou shilling for Pennzoil sketch and SNL has gotten a surprising amount of mileage out of parodying her.

SIX SEASONS AND A SILENCE OF THE LAMBS DVD!