Porn for ten minutes? What are you trying to do, break a record?

It may not be radio-friendly, but I have to admit I'm nodding my head to it. That beat is cool.

I can't understand anyone who doesn't have a real affection for Linda. Especially once you get to know her. If anything I'd put Louise or Gene as weaker characters in the show because their act can wear a little thin at points. But I'd even take umbridge with that as the show has taken a lot of pains to make Louise…

"My beard. I broke my beard."

"YOU WIN THIS ROUND, SISKEL!"

Y'know, I kind of WANT that to happen.

hhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHAAK. [leaps back through window, sits back down]

Hmm. Is your source on this reliable?

"Why, it's Fred FlintstonePhone and his wonderful wife Wilma! Oh, and this must be little Pebbles. Mind if I come in? I brought chocolates."

"EVERYONE WHO'S FOUND TRUE LOVE MAY LEAVE EARLY TODAY!"

When I was younger I assumed Homer swiping Bart's slingshot was just him trying to parent. Now I'm convinced he just really wanted to use it, which is far funnier.

It's time to see if he's VanDerWerff the trouble.

I have no idea how they'll explain how he got "stuck" on the island, since even though the park's facilities were shut down there were many, many visits to both islands afterwards by a number of corporate interests, poachers, smugglers, and other thrill-seekers, but dear god would that be a wonderful twist. JURASSIC…

So am I the only one that, with Shane Black in charge, considered this basically a super-powered Lethal Weapon movie? I mean you've got:

I'm wearing headphones and I wasn't looking when Sean popped that bottle and I almost had a fucking heart attack.

WHEN THE HELL IS THAT JOHN HODGMAN/AYN RAND ONE COMING OUT!?

Oh, Stan. You could make me buy a midnight showing to a Paste-Pot-Pete movie.

You watch your whore mouth.

@avclub-97b2d5e5f92c333976018236d76658d9:disqus I only have 10D. Do you have change?

Can we make sure "Dayvd" gets a nod as well because holy shit: