:O

"…and who knows, maybe one of YOUR indecency complaints will NOT be seen on TV next season!"

IT DIDN'T USED TO BE THAT WAY, THOUGH. BUT IT BE THAT WAY, NOW.

You are not the only one. These loosy-goosy busters need to tighten it up for a record or two for a change.

They used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what they're with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to them, and it'll happen to you, too.

Nah. I'm done with those guys, I think. I thank them for the quality work they produced for so many years, but it's strictly Optional from this point on, right?

Heh. Looks like they're planning another BIG PENULTIMATE EPISODE and then a coda finale. I like that format.

This will never get old for me.

Occasionally during the course of the day that utterance of "saaaaaaaacked" will pop into my head and I'll just start giggling.

Oooh, you're really giving it to that teeny-bopper Justin Timberlake. Why can't kids these days drop their N'Syncs and Biebers and listen to The Real Shit?

The notification's in the mail.

"These yellow ribbons are for the young people to show we care.
And these orange ribbons are for the companions. :| "

"On July 4th of this year, America will blow up the moon. And we'll be doing it during a full moon so we make sure we get it all."

"Why did Robert Redford stick his cock in a jar of Paul Newman's spaghetti sauce? Well, the two men have been friends for over 40 years, do you think he's gonna stick his cock in a COMPETITOR'S product?"

This. It's "Go With The Flow." Sure, you can always make a convincing case for your "Regular John" or your "Monsters In The Parasol," but in the end you'll realize you were only hurting yourself for not recognizing the truth sooner.

Fogelnest's on to you guys!

Sure go ahead whatever the fuck I don't care anymore.

Sadly, that sounds pretty correct.

Yeah, I'm kind of ticked.

That's totally the scenario I meant. Definitely not instead something like that he'd like a female celebrity to "murder his cock."