I'm genuinely confused as to which one Sims would like better.

Crackling entertainment.

Crackling entertainment.

To be fair, I hear Paul Newman breaks your legs if you screw up his corn crop.

To be fair, I hear Paul Newman breaks your legs if you screw up his corn crop.

The best thing would be if they all showed up, dead members and all, in perfect health and with no explanation at all.

The best thing would be if they all showed up, dead members and all, in perfect health and with no explanation at all.

Oh, you "Suedekis Is Bland" people. You make me laugh.

Oh, you "Suedekis Is Bland" people. You make me laugh.

Only Cosbama from now on. Don't even play up that he's Bill Cosby + Obama. Pretend he's just playing Obama.

Only Cosbama from now on. Don't even play up that he's Bill Cosby + Obama. Pretend he's just playing Obama.

Lot of Suedekis-haters on the AV Club today. I'm tempted to say a lot of rude and mean things to you all but how about just "You're all very wrong."

Lot of Suedekis-haters on the AV Club today. I'm tempted to say a lot of rude and mean things to you all but how about just "You're all very wrong."

If 30 Rock is any sign, Michael Keaton-progressive, too.

If 30 Rock is any sign, Michael Keaton-progressive, too.

When I was 12 we did that song for the talent show at my summer camp and BLEW THE DAMN DOORS OFF!*

When I was 12 we did that song for the talent show at my summer camp and BLEW THE DAMN DOORS OFF!*

Jay Johnston is a magical man.

Jay Johnston is a magical man.

I think Garry Marshall could really do something with the part.