Just change Gordon's name: Commissioner Gomey!

The Regulators is such a crazy book to read as a 13 year old after reading Desperation. Like your mind isn't prepared for such meta-weirdness as plugging the same characters into a completely different story, much less as weird a story as The Regulators.

The Regulators is such a crazy book to read as a 13 year old after reading Desperation. Like your mind isn't prepared for such meta-weirdness as plugging the same characters into a completely different story, much less as weird a story as The Regulators.

I wouldn't fret about that. For as long as Stephen Root is alive, there will always be characters that are seemingly tailor-written for him.

I wouldn't fret about that. For as long as Stephen Root is alive, there will always be characters that are seemingly tailor-written for him.

I keep forgetting to try "Franch" out. I have all of the necessary ingredients at the moment to make this magic happen.

I keep forgetting to try "Franch" out. I have all of the necessary ingredients at the moment to make this magic happen.

The real question is how long do I have to wait for Hanks' Own Salad Dressing?

The real question is how long do I have to wait for Hanks' Own Salad Dressing?

"It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!"

"It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!"

Hey that's great, Star Wars prequels. Good for you! [Ruffles hair]

Hey that's great, Star Wars prequels. Good for you! [Ruffles hair]

People may not know Matt Jones much outside of Breaking Bad, but he's legitimately fucking hilarious, and a great deal smarter and more insightful than Badger. His "one man show" thing here on Vimeo is something I watch again at least every few months:

People may not know Matt Jones much outside of Breaking Bad, but he's legitimately fucking hilarious, and a great deal smarter and more insightful than Badger. His "one man show" thing here on Vimeo is something I watch again at least every few months:

Also translucent ghost-Mike nodding and smiling with ghost-Gale and ghost-Gus.

Also translucent ghost-Mike nodding and smiling with ghost-Gale and ghost-Gus.

Oh, word?

Oh, word?

50 weeks until "Lemon of Troy!"