First they're stretching The Hobbit into three movies. Then they're making a Shining prequel. Now this fresh injustice. 'Tis been a black day indeed for film news.

Cheers to Home Simpson on his recent charity work! Jeers to this rusty tailgate.

"NOW HOW 'BOUT A HUG?"

"NOW HOW 'BOUT A HUG?"

That just reminded me of Norm Macdonald doing those Safe Auto commercials. He ain't goin' anywhere.

That just reminded me of Norm Macdonald doing those Safe Auto commercials. He ain't goin' anywhere.

What the actual fuck? Is this a fucking MICHAEL KEATON diss on MY AV CLUB?!

What the actual fuck? Is this a fucking MICHAEL KEATON diss on MY AV CLUB?!

Darius actually says "Granny, no!" For some reason "Granny" over "Grandma" is much funnier to me.

Darius actually says "Granny, no!" For some reason "Granny" over "Grandma" is much funnier to me.

That is my response to both McGee's assertions that the World Series of Dice sketch and that dog getting shot are not two of the show's finest moments.

That is my response to both McGee's assertions that the World Series of Dice sketch and that dog getting shot are not two of the show's finest moments.

The AV Club has turned into Reddit so gradually I hardly even noticed.

The AV Club has turned into Reddit so gradually I hardly even noticed.

Good show. Please tell us about other women who make your penis upset.

Good show. Please tell us about other women who make your penis upset.

Maybe it had more exposure, but I don't think that necessarily makes it the lesser film. I've seen both a couple of times and find American Werewolf's balance of real dread and real humor so much more satisfying than Howling's supressive dourness.

Maybe it had more exposure, but I don't think that necessarily makes it the lesser film. I've seen both a couple of times and find American Werewolf's balance of real dread and real humor so much more satisfying than Howling's supressive dourness.

Oh, lord, this. Probably my biggest traffic-related pet peeve. Dudes, if you are driving in the left lane you have a SACRED RESPONSIBILITY to go at least five miles per hour faster than the car in the lane beside you. But no, when I'M the car in the right lane I feel so bad for everyone you're holding up that I speed…

Oh, lord, this. Probably my biggest traffic-related pet peeve. Dudes, if you are driving in the left lane you have a SACRED RESPONSIBILITY to go at least five miles per hour faster than the car in the lane beside you. But no, when I'M the car in the right lane I feel so bad for everyone you're holding up that I speed…