But cancer's hilarious!

Like anyone would wanna "R" her…

You me like not negating the other performers when she goes back to her where you someone eat it?

I think you need to expand on that "I briefly was in the game" tidbit. Briefly in the game like Ziggy? Like Wallace? Like Cutty post-prison?

Dude. I literally L'd OL.

My first thought was that this was a Rabin headline
But a second later, I noticed it was Modell. That's the third time I've made that mistake!

SHIT!!!!! I WWASTED THE BEST FIRSTIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rain is made out of water
which is the FIRST thing i drink when I'm thirsty!!!!!!!!!!

I dunno, when I read Ellison's Invisible Man, so many scenes were vivid enough that I could see them being in a movie. It's an extremely dense novel, but I think with the right screenplay and director, justice could be done.

Actually, shit, you know who'd be fucking incredible as the lead in Invisible Man? Mos Def.

Crosstalk: A behind-the-scenes look at Jesus Christ's late night talk show.

I want to see Spike Lee direct an Invisible Man adaptation with… I dunno, Sydnor from The Wire as the lead.

Yeeeeah, I'm a pretty big rap fan and I've never seen Lil Wayne's appeal. Or talent, really.

Oh hell yes. Every sketch should feature one of his stand-up characters. I could see the pretentious illiterate being a huge hit.

Have you seen the episodes Jon Hamm hosted? An ultra-talented host can elevate the whole show, and it's easier to write for somebody you can trust to be funny on his or her own.

I literally screamed with delight.
Like a little sissy.

We're leaving Brett Favre for Ben Stiller?

This is my impression of when I realized it was going to be a clip show
Uhh…uhh…. UHHHHHHH…. UMMMNM….. WHAT?!?!?!

As of the videos Ricky and Steve made for Microsoft (in 2004), David Brent is some sort of speaker/consultanter type guy.

Ah, fair enough. Still, the sentence feels a tad redundant in a repetitive sort of way.