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    I try not to do this, but—nice username/comment synergy.

    Wait, Viggo Mortensen as Lucifer is a thing that exists? Why was I not informed?

    I'd have found the coup more convincing if there had been a resistance to Lagertha's ascendance more visible than the single figure of Einar. (But perhaps there was and I'm just misremembering.)

    "Kicking assholes' ass"—that's just delightful. But yeah, a lot of the WWE-produced themes make me laugh too.

    zombie butt

    He had two in that era; the Kid Rock one was the first. Not that that one was any better.

    Speaking of nu metal, Limp Bizkit for Undertaker's American Badass theme still makes me laugh.

    "What are you doing on my beach? Oh, beach. Oh man, not again."

    "Okay, give me an example. What would you say?"
    "As the blacksmith?"
    "Yes."
    "What do you want me — you to — me to make you. What do you want me to make you."
    "No. In Elizabethan!"
    "Okay…" [high-pitched] "What do you want me to make you?"
    https://www.youtube.com/wat…

    "Whoa whoa whoa whoa wait a minute. Wait a minute. Always late, flunkin' tests, tired, phone calls at 4 in the morning… Brendan. Brendan. Are you trading online?"

    "So that’s nice, especially since it confirms that Starbucks still views itself as 'the cool guy' you met freshman year who knew exactly which Dave Matthews Band deep cuts were needed to pull a mix CD together." I laughed so loud at this people are staring now.

    No no no no no

    "Be gone from me, vile man, be gone from me! A starter car?! This car is a
    finisher car! A transporter of gods, the golden god. I am untethered
    and my rage knows no bounds!" Dennis's diction in these speeches is always sublime.

    I'll also miss her great array of leather jackets on the show.

    Funny thing. I watched The Mentalist on and off the first season or two, and was intrigued by what a shitty guy Patrick Jane can be. It seemed a bold move for a CBS procedural. But I found a lot of Jane's not-so-stellar qualities were absolutely lost on a good chunk of the fanbase (most of whom seemed more into Jane's…

    Reading this review quickly and badly before actually watching the episode made me think that first Art and then Choo-Choo had been killed. I panicked each time.

    “I’ll vote for you, Louise.”
    “Thanks, Andy.”
    “I’m Ollie. FORGET IT!”

    Sounds like everyone else's covering the items missed—though I thought this was a pretty solid list overall—so I'm just gonna say Xavier: Renegade Angel! I remember being totally nonplussed by that show on more than one occasion.