must really suck, you get a show on Fox, and then your little sister ALSO gets a show on Fox after you've been doing it for years, and all of a sudden everybody loves her show, and Prince wants to make a rare appearance on her show, and after the Super Bowl no less, and meanwhile you can't even keep straight what day…
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well I'm down with any country that makes excellent pastries!
honestly though, a giant blunt that wasn't smuggled into the theater anally would be preferable.
I should point out (if I already haven't unintentionally) that I know precisely fuck all about Bulgaria. an old roommate's girlfriend was Bulgarian. it was funny when she thought the name of the bassist for the Red Hot Chilli Peppers was named "mosquito". there, that is the extent of my knowledge of Bulgaria.
it seems today that all you see
is soviet oppression and your starving family
lucky there's a Fellow With Relative
lucky there's a man who
positively can do
all the things that would make you get sent to a gulag to die!
Melanie's dad?
today's AV Club theme: attractive actresses and snacks!
oh, I forgot, the Super Bowl is the only football game they televise each year. sorry, my bad.
isn't that what Jerry Sandusky was trying to accomplish?
well I guess I only equate heroin addiction in this instance because more often than not the parents that do this tend to also have a bit of a drinking problem.
SILENCE!
you didn't know that? it's what alcoholic dads refer to as "bonding".
how do we make the same rule for football?
"I know what you're thinking: did I bam that? sorry, but a gentlemen never bams and tells."
"can I just say something? fuck parents who take their kids outdoors for fun physical activities instead of plopping them down in front of a big screen TV, their only exercise ferrying cans of beer to their dad periodically! fucking dicks!"
I might actually watch it if it were held in the DMZ between north and south Korea.