jokes on you, if you eat your shoes you'll be bored.

wait, has this show always taken place in Colorado?

alls I know is that Shit-Paintball would be a game-changer for the sport.

my self published books aren't going to publish themselves.

yeah, but the worst part will be when they accidentally use CGI to remove the wire.

I don't think "fictional" applies. the word you're looking for is "dramatized".

it's not remaking when the original was a documentary, and the "remake" is a drama. that's just a plain old ordinary adaptation.

his chest is that of a really fit burn victim.

fun story: they keep advertising on late night TV this bullshit herbal testosterone supplement for insecure middle-aged men, called "Nugenics", and with a picture of a double helix on the label. they seem to really want to put genetics in the consumers mind, even though testosterone is not, you know, a gene. now maybe…

eugenics, dude.

and don't even get me started on all the cool vans I missed out on seeing the inside of!

no, Circuit City was WAAAAAAAAAAAY over on the other side of the vast sea of available parking. in atlantic terms, Circuit was Spain, Computer City was Boston, CompUSA was NYC, and Toys R' Us is the North Pole.

nope, CompUSA was in an adjacent building, and competed with Computer City until CU bought out CC. I forget what the CC building turned into after that, but Comp stayed there for several years until that franchise went under.

"a not-laugh would be something. no, this was nothing."

"PLOWYOURBUNGHOLE, DUDE!"

well I hate it when people make insulting assumptions as much of the next guy, but your comment gave every indication that you thought this was leaked concept art.

ho-lee-shit.

read the article. this isn't concept art, or a shot of the CGI from the movie. this purports to be an officially licensed halloween costume. so even if scientifically accurate was something to expect from the movie, all that would be out the window for the merchandising.

Laird sighed deeply. Eastman laughed all the way to the bank.

it's supposedly a halloween costume version of the character in the movie, so rules of logic and proportion are even less applicable here than they would otherwise be.