Did Henry Rollins grow out his hair and put on a tie?

They've acquired the rights to their music and they're going to reissue it?  I was hoping you'd tell me they were going to bury it.

They've acquired the rights to their music and they're going to reissue it?  I was hoping you'd tell me they were going to bury it.

It's not as painful as it sounds.  They just apply the wax, use this strip of cloth, and it tears the hair right out.  I'm telling you, my ass is SMOOTH!

It's not as painful as it sounds.  They just apply the wax, use this strip of cloth, and it tears the hair right out.  I'm telling you, my ass is SMOOTH!

The Beastie Boys.

The Beastie Boys.

You all should be reading The Bible.  It's the only book you need.

You all should be reading The Bible.  It's the only book you need.

Your family was poor and your "Topps" and "Donruss" "baseball cards" were just your traced drawings from the sports section of the paper you stole from your slightly better off neighbor's family's trash.  And that is why we don't like you.

Your family was poor and your "Topps" and "Donruss" "baseball cards" were just your traced drawings from the sports section of the paper you stole from your slightly better off neighbor's family's trash.  And that is why we don't like you.

I don't think this piece of trivia is as important as you think it is.

I don't think this piece of trivia is as important as you think it is.

Well, the people here are apparently more clever than the ones in the dumb, little, red-neck town where you reside.  So there's that.

Well, the people here are apparently more clever than the ones in the dumb, little, red-neck town where you reside.  So there's that.

My favorite Led Zeppelin song is Screeching Weasel's "I Hate Led Zeppelin," which I guess technically isn't a Led Zeppelin song.

My favorite Led Zeppelin song is Screeching Weasel's "I Hate Led Zeppelin," which I guess technically isn't a Led Zeppelin song.

When you weren't looking I fucked your sandwich.

When you weren't looking I fucked your sandwich.

Sure, this is how he looks during the day.  But by 8pm he's trembling under the sheets.  Crying.