Well…the alternative means we'd have to deal with the whole half-human thing from the movie.

Peter Capaldi is great at issuing threats: https://youtu.be/cIPxLzfw6w…

What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?

This is my everything.

Will it erase the memories of "ass-blasters?"

Whatever happened to the milkman, the paperboy, evening TV?

BWAAAAAAAAAAAA

Is it going to be discovered that The Grinder within the The Grinder TV show that's within The Grinder TV show was gradually phased out in favor of characters played by Bradley Whitford and Martin Sheen?

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBYYYYYYYY

I am on the A.V. Club while I'm at work just to say this is wonderful news, dontcha know?

Man, no one cares about Zeppo.

What do you think the final words are that Amy Sherman-Palladino wrote for the series finale of Gilmore Girls and you think we will get to hear them for the Netflix revival?

Does that lion cub have a red mohawk/pompadour (Pompahawk? Modour?) because it's hip, edgy and appeals to the youths?

I mean it is in his name.

It helps when the AV Club is being expensed for the Red Bull, speed and addy that were involved with these reviews.

I just want a bloody knockdown, drag out, no holds barred lawyer fight between Jeryn Hogarth and Matt Murdock. Is that too much to ask!?

Are people saying The Muppets? Okay, lets go with that. The Muppets is this year's Mulaney!

Higgins: Alright Eliza, say it again.
Eliza: Huck da plane it!

There's not much else to do on a beet farm.

Outside of "Heartbeats," which seems to be a lot of people's first exposure to the band, I could never really get into The Knife for some reason. Man, now I'm just reminded about how great of a song "Heartbeats" is. I can't really understand a damn word of it but it sure does sound good.