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Begun, the ratings war has.

I'm sure Colbert will attempt to engage him in some kind of actual dialogue only for Cruz to sidestep every question and rely on rote talking points.

My idea for a topic: Lego. They used to be simple things but something happened. Soon the market became awash in Harry Potter and Star Wars Lego—complicated sets with tiny little blocks. It's not a bad development, I just want to know what happened.

I wanted Fall TV to return but not like this, not like this.

At long last our long national nightmare is over.

[annoyed grunt]

It's just one last job before I'm out of the game, what's the worse that could happen?

I've been told that I will be covering city council and parks department meetings, fingers crossed that they will approach the lunacy of those depicted on Parks and Recreation.

Does this mean access to the famed Black and White cookie? Or am I mistaken in thinking that's a Jewish food item?

When you really get down to it, aren't we all dead already—at least on the inside?

Maaaaaaaaaaybe on my legally required lunch break.

I'm not! I have to worry about Real Adult Responsibilities© now! Taxes! Insurance! 401Ks! Wearing pants!

I'll be sure to take pictures of cameras, monitors and those director's viewfinder things.

You sicken me with such loyalty.

My fellow A.V. Clubbers, i have not really used this spot as a platform to talk about my personal life, typically I just spout about my hatred for the editing techniques of MasterChef USA and the like. But I feel that now is the appropriate time. And while the weekly pop culture thread is usually the place to do that,

Sure, David Anthony mixed two sodas, but I'm kind of disappointed no one did a suicide! It seemed like the next logical step…besides pouring them down the drain in disgust. Also, Pop vs. Soda, where do you stand? And by you I mean the American People.

So, folks, what would be your secret service name? I'd be called Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps.

This a pretty despicable thing he has done but I can't help but think it's something his character on "The League" would actually do.