When reached for comment about this latest setback, Bob Greenblatt had this to say: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I did not know Rhimes' production company is called ShondaLand. Now all I can think about is a theme-park based around her shows. The Grey's Anatomy Emotional Rollercoaster? The Scandal Tunnel of Intrigue? Pictures with Tim Daly dressed up as Superman?

You are giving me the vapors with such scandalous talk.

How is this a Newswire and not some kind of sponsored post? I am baffled by its existence. Going by this, you could make a goddamn Newswire for practically everything and anything ThinkGeek churns out.

Man, I remember watching this when I was 8 and losing my shit when they killed Kenny.

Cromulent is the Swiss Army Knife of phrases. I use it whenever people ask me what I think about something whenever I'm too lazy/inebriated/both to string together a coherent sentence.

This is going to be like Moonlighting*, isn't it? Nothing against the actors but the characters don't really have enough…uh…character to sustain a full blown spin-off. Maybe a single episode focused on them, but not an entire series.

Yo, yo, YO! I was expecting to hear a live performance! Not one dubbed over with the studio version. Shenanigans! SHENANIGANS!

I was expecting some kind of Silence of the Lambs-style horror, now I don't know what to think. It's…fabulous?

How does this not involve Adam Sandler and/or Kevin James?

Its almost Greg Land levels of bad.

I liked Ron Funches bit on The Meltdown when it comes to the whole wrestling is fake thing: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Ian Rubbish and the Bizzaros > The Blue Jean Committee

And here I am waiting for them to bring back "100 Deeds for Eddie McDowd."

Somehow I always felt the movie version of Sabrina, The Teenage Witch was better than the sitcom spin-off. Granted, it wasn't a masterpiece and it was as corny as the sitcom was but it had that made-for-TV movie charm.

This is a blatant rip-off of my pitch to the USA Network about a half-hour single camera comedy sit in a law firm called Habeas Corpus. Richard Habeas and Jonathan Corpus are two lawyers who don't play by the rules but still respect the judicial system. In between cases they go through the trials and tribulations of…

You can technically get a Flaming Moe from Universal Studios but you'll have to provide the cough syrup.

So I take it that means no Speed Racer sequel? Seriously, I don't care what the hell anyone says, Speed Racer was fantastic. A technicolor fever dream filtered through to lens of live-action anime. Also, 15 days in jail is a chicken shit sentence.

You're fired, Internet.

There was already an animated series reboot to Scooby-Doo called Mystery Incorporated and it was fantastic. The alleged artwork from this latest proposed reboot? Hot garbage. And when it comes to animated Scooby-Doo movies (Doo-vies?) nothing holds a candle to Zombie Island.