Should've kept the watermark on it, that would be some real avant garde stuff…or something, I don't know.

Man, that one episode with the one thing where he does that one thing with those things and then did that thing on the thing with that one thing and then that thing got thinged was some real shit.

Stop trying to make Anarky happen, it's not going to happen.

#TeamPiz

Manic Pixie Stargirl.

Man, playing Snart Sr. seems like a waste of Michael Ironside! A waste. I say!

I truly felt for Steven when it came to coming up with the ideal side to serve with the perfect sandwich. The struggle is real! Although I usually just go with some tortilla chips heated up in the toaster oven a bit and a pickle spear. Some type of pasta, chicken or tuna salad if I'm feeling adventurous.

I suggest y'all take a look at this post by David Brothers when it comes to the disconnect between Marvel using hip-hop album covers as a theme and the lack of PoC creators at the company: http://tumblr.iamdavidbroth…

It is her! The one who was the false pie maker! Pretender to the throne! Anywho that was a great Expert Witness. Always love to see the behind the scenes stuff when it comes to cooking shows.

Now they're just twisting the linoleum knife.

Will Suicide Squad be the movie that brings Will Smith back into the world of tie-in songs? One can only hope.

Oh man, him having his own licensing board is all kinds of ridiculous. Even more ridiculous is that at least a hundred other ophthalmologists are licensed by him.

Lebowski Fest being in Kentucky has always mystified me. Yes I know there's on in Los Angeles and the founders are from Kentucky but it's still some weird stuff. At least California has medical marijuana! You could argue cataracts!

Those bracers are horrible for archery! HORRIBLE I SAY!

Wasssssup, I'm Joker. I'm 33-years-young, I have my cousin Jason's hyenas for two more weeks, I have one testicle (Batman accident) and I'm down to clown.

Sure, Lizzy Caplan can sing but how is her stand-up comedy routine?

And as soon as everyone went into the concert venue, J.J. Abrams immediately had all the possible exits locked and barricaded. Not knowing what was going on the crowd looked towards the unlit stage hopping for an orchestral performance of John Williams' score. Gradually the stage became illuminated to reveal, not an…

I am very, very confused by this and I don't even know what the appropriate level of snark to use.

Man, that's the kind of eulogy I want at my funeral. Less a remembrance of my life and more a diatribe against the Nielsen system.

Eh, this needs more dwarves and barrel rafting.