Hmmm, this better not awaken anything in me.

HereweGO!

The continued references to Ronnie might begin to trump SHIELD's Battle of New York. Yes I know, we'll eventually see him again but rarely an episode has gone by so far without a mention of Ronnie.

As long as his chair contains a spring loaded boxing glove, I am all in on this idea.

I just want to know this: how fast will these fictional interviews be conducted and how much fictional coffee will be consumed?

And that, kids, is how I met your hitman.

I just want ten more minutes of the growing friendship between Mickey and Manny.

I was hoping not having Zed around meant having a lot more Chas but, alas, we only got a little more Chas.

For Thanksgiving I usually go with Planes, Trains and Automobiles along with some Charlie Brown. On the telvision front the West Wing episode where Jed Bartlet discovers the Butterball Hotline.

Making fun of Kevin Smith and his fashion choice of hockey jersey with jorts seem old hat by now but has he ever been seen wearing something other than those items in the last decade? Have they become fused to his skin? Did he spurn some old gypsy woman and now he's cursed? There's wearing whatever makes you…

Behold! Next week's crossover trailer: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

THAT'S why he's on the phone so much!

Sons of Cretaceous Motorcycle Club out of Isla Nublar.

Oh my god, they get eaten by dinosaurs?! Just like that old gypsy woman said!

You just know Internet Eating Sensation Dave Chang would go above and beyond the call of duty by bribing some morgue assistant for the chance to satiate the ultimate hunger.

This is quite possibly a worse title than Selfie.

But then who's the equivalent antipope? Zach Braff?

Channing Tatum, the Ben Affleck of the modern age! Even though Ben Affleck is the Ben Affleck of the modern age.

Man, I do not want to navigate through the cesspool that is the Irvine Spectrum just to see a trailer…and I guess a movie. Especially on a goddamn holiday weekend, that place will be like the goddamn Thunderdome but with more rich people.

Nah, but they do involve a bunch of jive-ass turkeys that paid money to run of which I am one.