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And as Jim Carrey, the cast and the musical guest stand on the stage ready to say their good nights he looks towards Lorne Michaels and says this before walking out of studio 8H, never to return again.

So what Fleetwood Mac song would they use as their Tusk? I'm going to say…Rhiannon!

Should they really have the same team that worked on No Ordinary Family work on this show? That show was No Ordinary Piece of Shit.

Fun fact: At least for the CTV airing, MasterChef Canada used the same narrator guy as the US version. If MasterChef USA replaced Joe with Alvin I would be soooooo happy.

MasterChef Junior update! According to E!, the second season is slated to premiere on Nov. 7 with a third season having already been filmed by Fox.

I guess it was a bit fitting then that Courtney won the dessert test with a messy cream pie.

Now you just WANT me to get committed.

Don't worry, I thought that shit was weird. Maybe she stood like that to help clinch her sphincter even more after Joe lorded over it with his kissassery of Courtney's food.

Give it another season or two and they'll probably do just that. And I guarantee Fox marketing will utilized Smash Mouth's "All Star" somehow, someway.

I remember there being some controversy around Luca but he seems like a pretty affable guy, unlike Courtney. Season three was also a highlight with Christine. I can barely remember the first two seasons.

Courtney's entire arc just came off as bullshit, there was nothing about her that seemed redeemable. They tried to give her the sob story, Cinderella edit but that just fell flat on their faces.

You are very welcome, I'm still on the fence on whether I should do write-ups for MasterChef Junior or not if the AV Club doesn't cover them. As for this season? Would that this desk were a time desk.

Even Alexander from Junior had more ambition, I tell ya hwhat.

MasterChef USA
Top Three Compete and Finale

DON'T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON US!

What? WHAT!? THE STACHE IS BACK!? Callooh! Callay!

MasterChef USA (Fox, 8 p.m.): Tonight is another MasterChef Double-Digest as it's the two-hour fifth season finale (why it wasn't advertised as Ma5terChef is beyond me). It has been a long and winding road this season with baffling results all throughout. Will Courtney and/or Leslie finally get some sort of

A drunk Beverly D'Angelo you say? Tell me more.

I regret not buying tickets for this when I had the chance. I would've braved the traffic! To go from the 405 to the 605 to the 5 then to the 101! I would've done it all! But I was a fool! A damned fool!