A one-two punch of Broad City and Review would have been magnificent.

Well, we (the royal we as in me) had a long meeting about it. We don't do zero stars.

For not reviewing the series full time? Half a star to the AV Club, my lowest rating.

Sam Rockwell in a movie that's largely improvised? Yes please.

Maybe. She was certainly not good at singing Call Me Maybe, it was more of a Yoko Ono style screeching.

Wouldn't matter if they're entirely unfamiliar with the genre and/or band. It seems impossible but I've known people who only heard of bands like The Beatles but never LISTENED to them. So there are probably people out there who don't know anything about Zeppelin.

Is this the first time where contestants had to spell out their questions? Because whoever thought of that category needs to be drugged out into a dark alley and shot.

Psssssssshhhhhhhsshshshshshshs. Pancakes will do nothing to television executives they are already dead.

Bendis has sort of an "I ain't got to explain shit" attitude when it comes to writing. It can get incredibly maddening, his run on Avengers Assemble and current work with Guardians of the Galaxy are prime examples of it.

They have balls, but they're caught in the vice grip of a white gloved hand.

Modern Family as the top pick? Todd VanDerWerff, you have failed this What's On Tonight.

Well, you never saw Jaywalking get this kind of attention.

Man, I just hate his attitude towards live action TV and animation. I hate his comic book stuff even more. There was a time when he was an okay writer but somewhere along the way something happened that made him terrible and hackneyed.

Any other form of review will be regarded as a thoughtcrime.

The AV Club does not have alerts, therefore the AV Club never had alerts at all. What you remember is an illusion. It was a lie, a phantom thought from a non-existent website implanted as a result of of an overtaxed mind.

Randall Tier was able to build this in a garage…WITH A BOX OF BONES. While I was whelmed (yes I know it still means overwhelmed but roll with it) by the suit, I have to do give props to the way they filmed it by showing so little of it. More shows need to follow the less is more school of thought, and by not being…

That exoskeleton thing. That was…something. I wasn't underwhelmed or overwhelmed. I was just…whelmed.

I see shades of Anthony Edwards' character from Revenge of the Nerds.

He likes to say that during what he calls the act of making jamm.

Following the BSG model of flash-forwards Fat Haverford should happen but then who will grow a bitching mustache? Perhaps to subvert expectations Ron Swanson should be clean shaven as a sign of his domestication and have Orin wield the mighty lip fur instead.