Amy Poehler must be a saint for not wanting to punch that man's face.

Needs more potential for someone to be horribly maimed in order to reach Winston-level prankitude.

I never did enjoy reading Bizarro speak. It's just became a chore to read it, we get it, everything he does is backwards. Goddamn that Otto Binder!

In a perfect world there would be a restaurant that serves Popeye's chicken with Church's biscuits and a selection of Chick-Fil-A sauces that you can dip them in. KFC can go to hell.

I will never forgive Chick-Fil-A for eliminating their lemon pie from the menu. And, uh, for all that anti-same-sex stuff I guess.

More so than Josh Gad's face?

I can see it now, they bring in Emily as Zooey's older sister. She's a successful, yet cynical, school administrator to Zooey's idealistic struggling teacher. It takes the combined might of Jess, Nick and Winston (as well as a magical night with Schmidt) for her to look on the bright side of life.

Bob messing with the pimple felt true to life. Adults with pimples UNITE! The struggle is real.

Man, this is going to turn Aziz Ansari's cousin Harris into an alcoholic.

I really enjoyed the Phil storyline but it seemed like it came from an entirely different, more zany TV show.

Whenever I hear "Gracepoint" I think back to when I went to school in the Bay Area and there was this church called Gracepoint that a friend of mine was a part of. As a broke college student I went to a few of their get-togethers because they offered free food and, boy howdy, they were pretty much a fucking cult. The…

They could just make QUANTUM a sub-organization of SPECTRE…a failed sub-organization.

This won't live up to the greatness of Black Frasier.

They probably did it in-house so it might not have a name. It's meant to sound like "Spiegel im Spiegel," the music used in trailers for "Gravity."

Going in to an episode called YOLO, I thought it was going to be complete shit. But you know what? It really was a pleasant episode, and that's all you really want from a Simpsons episode nowadays. It wasn't great by any stretch of the imagination nor was it bad. It also helped that I enjoyed the Gravity-esque couch…

Like Jack Bauer hunting terrorists, her character will be hunting for the perfect plate of bbq ribs.

Craig T. Nelson as Schmidt's father, I want this to happen now.

*Sigh* still no late-night round-up for Arsenio Hall. Does the AV Club not like 90s styled talk shows?

In my mind, the Knights of Prosperity is a sequel to Terriers. after Hank drops Britt off in Mexico he starts a new life in…wherever the show takes place and uses his skills to be a modern day Robin Hood. Alternatively it could be seen as a prequel where, after finding the error of his ways, Hank decides to move to…

To be fair, damn near every song played on SNL sounds bad.