They'd still complain, maybe not as much. Scamander was pretty poorly written, so not even the greatest actor in the world could have made him compelling.

I wouldn't actually, because I'd still have a problem with the fact that a movie called Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them was barely about said fantastic beasts, and had nothing to do with where to find them, which is the movie I paid to see, not Generic Evil Wizard Conspiracy (with some beasts).

To be fair, how was Mike Pence to know he was going to be unpopular at a show featuring a diverse casts whose main character was an immigrant victim of gun violence, played by an openly gay man with HIV?

To be fair, most of what he said was inconsequential to the story anyway.

If you like performances that consist of literally one facial expression and delivering every line the exact same way, you're going to love him in Fantastic Beasts!

You gain a lot of points with 1920s New York. A LOT of points.

What's your level of tolerance for Muppet Voice Redmayne?

This.

A president with a private e-mail server and a vagina?

I really liked Dr, Strange, but I do think we needed more Wong.

I have not seen Billy Lynn yet (I live in a small town which currently has one theater AND I don't drive, so I have to be judicious about my movies), but it depends on how big of a Harry Potter fan you are, I would think.

Every family could use one of those, when you get right down to it.

That almost sounds interesting, but then I pictured Peter Griffin playing Lenny and I remembered why I don't watch Family Guy.

I'm not sure if Lord in that context can be considered a profession.

"All he needs is a few wobbly Dems"

"Polka" was not a bad guess, but that kid clearly didn't know what a polka sounds like, because that definitely was not that.

Accio Debate Club!

Hey, that's the same answer Mike Pence would give if you asked him about the Bible!

I volunteer as tribute!

The whole boycott thing doesn't make sense on multiple levels.