I'm not one to argue with the experts on these things, but I don't know if we can ever hope to really prove such a thing.

Cocaine

…retracted

Objection!

Speaking as someone who has seen The Blind Side, I didn't remember anything about that scene until CaliCheese brought it up.

The way game shows are filmed constantly blows my mind.

Counterpoint: The Hunchback of Notre Dame and Mulan were released post The Lion King/Toy Story.

You know, it's possible for there to be a set of secret twins where neither one is evil.

I'm sure I was the only person who needed the explanation!

I actually came up with an idea for a book that's basically a parody of The Da Vinci Code where the bad guys are part of some Marlovian cult, but in the end it turns out that they're full of shit and Shakespeare wrote his plays after all.

Fan theories that directly contradict the text are the most annoying.

What would I do without you?

I wish I understood this…

Look, I know The Undiscovered Country said Hamlet was written by Klingons, but General Chang is not exactly a reliable source of information.

Technically Pocahontas was released during the Disney Renaissance.

I don't know, people talk about killing Obama all the time and no one gives a shit, but it might be different if the president's orange instead of black.

Double J!6 Point of Order!

Theater's changed, HockeyMike, and not for the better.

I don't know how you can't relate this episode to real world issues when the episode did so with the subtlety of a sledgehammer.

I like how even when it turns out that Kara's kind of a fucking racist, she's still more likable than Superman in Man of Steel.