How'd you do?

I thought so! I read the first book when I was a kid. It was ok.

I can't imagine anything hotter than cannibals.

Speaking of Jeopardy!, guess who took his test today?

Back when I re-read the series, I went on imdb to make fantasy cast lists for all the books.

Kingdom Peeper?

I was going to watch the VP debate before I remembered that Mike Pence is a garbage person and I didn't need that in my life.

Kate Winslet is one of my favorite actresses, so I can't think of anyone more deserving to be number one for her birthday.

How goes it, Debate Club? Well, with the release of Miss Peregrine and the trailer for Lemony Snicket, I got to thinking about children's books, which inspired today's query:

Is it even controversial to say Part 2 is better than Part 1? I just assumed everyone accepted that as the correct answer.

I especially love how the director keeps "forgetting" that they didn't give the movie a happy ending, and his apologetic tone when it's revealed that the movie keeps going after the first fifteen minutes.

I just assumed that elephants would be under "pachyderm"!

I remember sitting in the theater when she got her new dress, thinking to myself, "This is so self-indulgent and I literally could not care less because it's SO DAMN PRETTY."

Jack Ryan was the most forgettable movie I think I've ever seen.

I have Netflix, Stechel!

It's weird that the film got a TV adaptation when the one good scene can't even get shown on TV in the first place.

Do you think I watch TVLand?

Well how the hell am I supposed to jack off to this now?

FIRMLY GRASP IT!

Donald Faison isn't working enough damn it.