If Monica makes it to the end, I'm bout to Gabe-Day-Lose-It.

I wish Judge were here to tell us our standings (I think I'm effectively out of the game), but with the lack of notifications, it wouldn't surprise me if he had no idea the review has been posted.

At this rate, I think they're just dangling the vague promise of a return to functionality just to get us to shut up until we stop missing them.

I didn't even know the review was live until I decided to type in "Big Bad Wolf" on a lark and found it here. The frontpage is virtually unchanged from Sunday. It's still showing old Newswire articles and old features and reviews, with no indication that any area of the site has been updated with new content. Thank…

Smooth as eggs, I'm told.

The one vote he got from Ralph is the only thing keeping him from being the greatest goat in Survivor history.

Interesting tidbit: with her ouster this week, Laura M. has now officially surpassed Ozzy and Phillip Sheppard as the contestant to receive the most votes in a single season, racking up 19 to Ozzy and Phillip's 17.

The most telling thing about the episode for me was not in the Laura/Ciera conversation (although that might have been my favorite Survivor scene in a long-ass time), but in Aras blaming Gervase for his ouster.

Now I'm hungry.

So are we going to get some new Newswire articles? Or is that just done now?

I got no notification for this?

Charlotte took naked pictures and is blackmailed

And then an episode about Vincent. And then the Island itself.

So after the hippie youths, a character encounters yet another set of "How are they alive?!" citizens. It's insane to me that common sense wouldn't kick in so that you'd know about the whole "stabbing the brain" bit.

What I don't get is what fireworks factory people are waiting for them to get to. I don't get the sense they're building to a clear, obvious climax like they were last season with the war against Woodbury, so I just don't know where everyone is expecting things to go.

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"Everyone needs to sleep in a tent, even the very tall. This was the largest tent I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun? Huh?"

#WalkersWithWalkers

Yes, let's allow the guy with no depth perception to take the wheel.

Scumbag Cable Broadcaster: