Well, even if he doesn't get Caleb or Hayden, a carefully-placed word to wishy-washy Monica, and he might have an extra ally on his side. She's just looking for someone to make her a promise. First person that gives her a final three promise will have her full and total loyalty. And at this rate, that isn't even a…

*Hands on the clock inexplicably hanging on the tree behind JudgeReinhold skip all over the clockface with each word*

Yeah, we're quick to forget that Tyson and Gervase are pretty recent additions to Caleb, Hayden, and Ciera's game. Who's to say they feel any real loyalty to them?

Yeah, this was definitely the "Cursed Frogurt exchange" of Survivor episodes.

At least you didn't get the Homer Simpson "Rock Bottom" edit.

For a winner, you'd think Tina would know not to let someone as paranoid as Monica actually know that she's on the bottom of the alliance, no matter how obvious it appears. Give her 100% of your commitment (even if it's just bullshit until you can dump her), and maybe she doesn't go hawking her vote to Tyson. You'd…

"Well, I am … definitely … controlling this game. And I'm certainly … in a great position right now."

Monica remains the absolute WORST.

He could whisper the clue in their ear! I could see him chasing after the challenge winner to tackle them and force them to hear the clue.

When Aras got his torch snuffed, Jeff didn't say "You'll have a chance to win your way back into the game," which has me wondering if this post-merge cycle of Redemption Island is going to somehow be kept a secret from everyone else? I mean, it could make for a cool twist when a mystery person re-enters the game. Of…

I've only ever enjoyed Justin Long in his brief role as George Harrison in Walk Hard. That Beatles scene is great, and the movie itself is a bottomless fount of comedy.

Even better. Just cut to that.

If that's the best effect they could come up with for the house explosion, they'd have been better off just cutting to black and playing the sound of the explosion. Leave it to the imagination. Because while I understand the budgetary constraints of network television, that shit was laughable.

I love the world and its citizenry sometimes.

I don't know, every life-like rendering of Zoidberg fails to capture the character of his look. I suppose he's just not a figure you can depict in any realistic fashion while still retaining any sense of the character.

Still? Did she ever stop?

I figured Daryl went aggro on Bob simply because he and Merle had been raised by an abusive, alcoholic father, IIRC. So Daryl would likely have no tolerance for a man who can't get his demons under control, and would instead imperil others with the recklessness impelled by his addiction.

I'm floored that Gillian is actually pronounced with a hard "g" like "go".

What's a battle?

I could spend the rest of my life looking at Adelaide Kane. Man alive, that woman.