"When you die at 72, no matter what you die of, it's natural causes. Even if you get hit by a truck, it's natural causes. Cause if you was younger, you'd-a got out of the way."

Is that a Hugo in your pocket or an erection in your pocket?

Roasts like this often pay lip service to the notion of being "all in good fun." But this is the first Comedy Central Roast that actually felt like it was "all in good fun."

Where'd you pinch the powder? Is some blind tiger jerking speed on the side?

Ah hell, Simpsons brainfart. I think I subconsciously just wanted the alliteration.

I desperately wanted to see the conversation hear Walt's proposed reasoning for why "it had to be done."

Hank's dogged persistence, even in the face of everyone he relies on deciding to call audibles, has made him one of my favorite characters. He's Breaking Bad's Rex Banner.

There is. It's called Sword Art Online. It's about users across the world getting trapped in a VRMMORPG and being forced to either clear the game or die (for real) in the effort. It sounds absolutely ridiculous, but I really enjoy the hell out of it.

Fuck yeah, Call the Midwife.

I adore "Electric Love," but wish "Silent Love" got its due, short as it was.

I love you, The Bridge.

So is the whole Crime Scene Reenactment bit something that actually happens? It seems unnecessary at best, and macabre, if not outright traumatizing to the kid playing the victim, at worst.

I just want to see more small-town murder mysteries with simultaneously vague/sinister titles.

Two weeks, two great quotes centered on piss.

Our planet has been through a lot this year, but we have not forgotten what is truly important…the great taste of Charleston Chew!

I'm over Sarita. I just roll my eyes whenever she appears on-screen.

This show's dalliances with psychics is both intriguing and slightly obnoxious. Granted, it's all soapy madness either way, but really? The psychic came to dig up Ali on a "feeling"? That's such a huge plot point, as Ali's death/disappearance has been the crux of the show, so the reveal that she's alive is kind of a…

See you all on October 22nd for the Halloween special. Perhaps Adam Lambert will show up as the Ravenswood grand marshal!

Yeah, I'm a definite proponent of the "Aria is A" theory, and other than the hilarious fight scene, this episode did nothing to disabuse me of that notion. I figured Aria being selected to be put into the box by the magician was a willing distraction (to which she only feigned objection) in order to provide a…

Twisted talk!