ugh ugh ugh ugh.

Excited to see Leo do something with a little more zazz again. Seems he's been "morose straight man" for years.

Finished Community S2. There's clearly a ton to say about that but it's four in the morning here and the only reason i'm awake is because i was getting harassed by my stupid cats, so I'll sum it up with a hearty "pop POP".

Right it was of course for the film. ALAS.

THERE'S AN EXPLANATION. I know because I saw this movie at an advanced screening because I wanted to see tattooed, underwear-clad Efron and I didn't want to pay for it.

Is it too soon to say I never want to hear the words "Tupac hologram" ever again?

Someone stole my pocket calculator. ::gives Kraftwerk the side eye::

If there's one thing I know, it's that Stone Cold knows how to have fun.

@PaulKinsey:disqus We totally are. Join us. ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

@avclub-749a8e6c231831ef7756db230b4359c8:disqus now you're just playing coy. my twitter account is public, you can find me if you want.

@avclub-749a8e6c231831ef7756db230b4359c8:disqus oh? I trust Scrawler. How cute are you?

Sorry. I'm pretty sure that my soul mate is somewhere on the AVC and I'm determined to find them. Although it's possible I already have.

@avclub-9d8df73a3cfbf3c5b47bc9b50f214aff:disqus I'm speechless.

No need to apologize, we were riffing. At least I was. But no really i am cute and in cleveland someone date me.

@IndependentGeorge:disqus it is. i met one recently, but just for the sexing, not for the dating. undateable. but i was just scrolling through my matches and was like "UGH GOD MOTHER OF CHRIST WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE". If you become my twitter friend you can not only see that i'm reasonably cute but ALSO read my dating…

I AM a girl. And looking for a non-fugly dude to date/fuck.

How many times do I have to tell people that not only am I not fat, I'm a pretty cute Clevelander. Although I did just threaten to move because all my OkCupid matches are hideous.

You mean I won't see Fat Axl and His Head of Dreds waddling through my city this weekend?

I'm going to toss my next sexual partner a pair of shorts and motorcycle boots and say "you know what to do".

Guys I finally got to that billiards episode of Community that people kept telling me about. Newly awakened gym short fetish.