I honestly haven't seen all the things. I just tend to get frustrated with films that seem so purposely hell-bent on being fucked up for the sake of being fucked up.

I loved Melancholia. But that was very specific to that film. Generally, my feeling is "Fuck you, guy", a sentiment I also reserve for Harmony Korine.

No one should use the phrase "erotic journey from" without expecting a Rochelle Rochelle joke.

Arts and farts and crafts.

Something's been plaguing me from the pilot. My memories of it are now a bit hazy, but I feel certain that during the party, Emily walks up to Nolan and seems to have real disdain for him and his attendance at the party. Perhaps this is for reasons we haven't seen yet that will lead up to the party itself, but based…

Pretty sure the preview showed Victoria running to the body and screaming "DANNIELL!" I really don't think that's a mystery. If memory of the pilot serves, Jack will come upon the body, so I think Jack's out as the potential gunman.

yes, I also was making comments about Victoria's dress down clothes. One of my favorite touches of the episode. "this is what regular people wear, right?"

yes, this was my first and only thought about that situation. i can't imagine it being anyone else. Fake Amanda is PISSED about what Emily made her to do Jack.

Yeah, when I heard the words "Laurel Canyon" I nearly pissed myself.

Brilliant idea! I see a spinoff!

Wait! Wait! Guys! Can you please, please please please get Dawes to play at this year's AV Fest? I hope you've already thought of this and started putting the pieces in motion.

It's official: We MUST Dawes it up at ~rc~

I sat alone giggling every time they said Dawes for an entire hour. If someone had been watching me, they would have been very confused.

Weirdly, they played no music, so viewing audiences were prevented from hearing that Laurel Canyon sound.

Is he going to also be angry and/or black?

I KNOW, RIGHT! She's fan-fucking-tastic. I also love Tyler now, as well, which is funny because in the first few eps of the series, I figured he was a throwaway character, dead within 5 episodes.

yes. please. please please.

right? and then they just shove info in, like oh hey here's Marius, let's just cut out Nicolas, wait, Armand is only 17? Uh…who cast Antonio Banderas. Screw this, let's focus on Aaliyah.

I'm now into season 3, which I'm watching slowly on account of illegality. Had a major frustrating malfunction with an episode last night that made me want to rip my hair out. But you get what you pay for, I suppose.

Bah, it was my least favorite. I mean, it was a fun one-off jaunt, but made Lestat look like a complete idiot. Coming after Queen of the Damned, which was such a fantastic, tightly written book encompassing Rice's entire vamp universe, Body Thief was a total let down.