I just mean how everyone's like "the Smiths could get inducted - will they finally reunite onstage?" I'm like, no. For one, nobody really does the reunion thing at the induction ceremony anymore (aside from Nirvana last year, which was more of a tribute thing than an actual reunion), and furthermore, Morrissey's…

I love how people always say stuff like this, as if he'd actually show up. If the day ever comes that the Smiths get inducted (which, for the record, their exclusion is the #1 reason out of many that the RnRHoF is a complete fucking joke), what'll happen is, Marr and Rourke will show up (Marr might be magnanimous…

That's the wrong analogy though - you wouldn't put Jordan in the Baseball HoF, but you would put him in a more general "Sports" Hall of Fame; he's one of the greatest athletes period in any discipline. That's more then analogy here. "Rock and Roll" doesn't really mean anything in this context, it just means "popular…

I know this is prime "Good Job Internet is actually Bad Job Internet" material, but honestly, even though I know I shouldn't, I find incredibly stupid shit like this hilarious. (See also: YouTube Poops, Seinfeld2000 song remixes, etc.) Granted, this being the AV Club, I already saw this like a week ago, but still,…

"Attractive Older Women Who Date Younger Men Municipality"

You asshole computer!

Jay will always have a place in my heart just for his Globochem commercial in the cabin. "Fucky fuck fuck!"

They definitely walked up to people on the street and gave them one of these.

I won't be satisfied until their bodies become carrion for vultures after they're denied burial, Antigone-style.

Damnit, I didn't want to laugh, but I did.

"Then she starred in Bunheads which was a pretty good little show a perfect show that was perfect that got the an early axe cancelled by the worthless, subhuman maggot-eating pieces of literal shit known as ABC Family execs much to the chagrin murderous rage of a small but loyal fan base."

See, I've always enjoyed their use of punctuation, since it allows me to imagine their band name and song titles being read in a William Shatner voice.

Clearly the clip to use would be from Streak Dome '97.

I find him informative and witty!

This is true - it's not a zero-sum game. You can believe strongly in social justice while still acknowledging there are people who are absolutely insufferable about it.

The A.V. Club
My mom and I went to see White Zombie

I've got a similar story - in 2002, my high school friends and I all caravaned up to Indianapolis to see Andrew W.K. at the Murat. Since AWK was still brand new at the time, he was (I think) third on a bill with Student Rick, Mest, and the official headliner…Unwritten Law. We politely sat through SR and Mest's sets,…

For me, it'll always be the look of horror registering on his face as he realizes he's locked out of his hotel room.

He's the law…talkin'…guy.

Dumpster diving? He wishes! Dumpster™ brand trash bins are top of the line!