All I can see is this blue-and-black dress-shaped rock over there.

The NCAA decided that Penn State's basketball program was punishment enough.

This would be funny if the white people complaining about this didn't act like it was basically the same thing.

It DOES.

I will never not take an opportunity to praise his Letterman. At this point, his impression has basically achieved singularity with the real Letterman.

Counterpoint: Ben Stiller as Tom Cruise. However, this might be a bit of a cheat, since he'd previously done Cruise on the Ben Stiller Show.

Wronger words have never been spoken.

"My new show is called 'Handle with Care.' I play Jack Handle, a retired cop who shares an apartment with a retired criminal. We're the original Odd Couple!"

Since Elliott Smith's only intention on this song was to sound black, you're right, it is pretty massive failure.

Better yet, in the words of Roger Smith after Stan fails to get his Fame reference: "Why don't you like movies?"

Well, let's be honest: all of us subconsciously just kind of assumed this was the CBS show with Melissa McCarthy. The shows are so interchangeable they might as well just start calling one show "The (star of a different CBS sitcom) Show" and see if anyone notices.

I love Bob Odenkirk as much as anyone here at AV Club, but there is one undisputed king of GD screams:

Agreed. People don't understand the context of the song in their catalog. It's not supposed to be another "This Charming Man." It's supposed to be confrontational and uncompromising, and like it or not, it's a crucial part of understanding the Smiths and Morrissey. I don't see how it differs all that much from "it…

See, to me, the best part of this show is that it doesn't feature Bill Maher.

Well, the full context is that on that commentary and several others, the producers had been talking about what a great voice actress she was, and how her ability to subtly modulate between these two characters was so remarkable, so for her to just completely deflate that so succinctly was hilarious.

I can't believe this has only gotten one vote, I kind of assumed this was the universal favorite. "Block the wind, I'm gonna roast this bone!"

I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds that line completely hilarious.

My favorite Simpsons commentary moment ever (I sadly can't remember the episode, I think it's Principal Charming or Black Widower) is when one of the commentators asks Kavner if there's any distinction between Patty & Selma's voices (clearly believing that there is some subtle difference), and she just replies "not at…

Did any of you see that new Woodsy Allen Amazon series?

Butterfinger commercials actually do appear on early-season DVDs (along with, weirdly enough, KFC commercials from like, Canada or something, featuring Homer). Don't remember seeing "Do the Bartman" but I'd have to go back and look again.