The fact that there are already comments on this article that AREN'T just "Marge Vs. The Monorail" quotes depresses me for some reason. Get it together, AV Club commenters! Whatever happened to 5,000-comment Dental Plan threads?

It's more of a…CBS idea.

Think of how this will devastate the Salon "Another White Guy in Late Night?!?" thinkpiece industry!

I prefer his bit at the Bon Jovi show in NJ.

That's a pretty general way to be funny.

Like Fred Flinstone drivin' around with bald feet.

This news story makes me want to listen to CD Rapper.

Well, if we're going on length alone you've gotta go with Gheorghe Muresan in My Giant.

Lighten up, Bitterman.

My dogs are barking, and my calves are mooing.

Didn’t Ted Jr. look happy playing with his dad, until his head was cut off by the thresher?

This episode's existence was completely justified by "Unlike rape!"

As a Hoosier, I'd like to know what in the holy hell you're talking about, because Bob Knight's name is still uttered in hushed tones around these parts. Sure, maybe not as much as it was 20-30 years ago, but until we hang another banner Knight's name is still going to be fucking platinum in this state.

I have to say, these reviews are starting to approach the level of Nabin's last few months reviewing 30 Rock. I mean sure, not every episode is perfect, but at this point it's becoming pretty clear that Les wants Portlandia to be something it's not, and will never be satisfied until it is that way. I mean, I admired…

You're right, he actually isn't, I just remembered him joining the band toward the end and conflated that with playing on the album. It turns out that Robert Holmes, the actual guitar player from TT, plays on that album, making it perhaps more of a band effort than it gets credit for, but either way, the fix was…

No, just Florida.

He's actually the third nicest - after Art Carney and Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top. Pffft - like he's nicer than Billy Gibbons.

Beat me to it. In particular, read this paragraph:

Correction: what actually happens is that he beats the shit out of the car because the driver stole his parking space. That detail makes it approximately 1,000,000,000x funnier.

True, but Brion is all over Whatever, I'm With Stupid, and Bachelor No. 2 as well, and any of those would be a better gateway for her stuff I think. Hell, he's even on the last Til Tuesday album, which is essentially a solo album of hers.