This is one of those things that's hard to describe in words without sound, but here goes:

As with all words spoken or written by Arnold Schwarzenegger, I'm picturing this being spoken by the old Clutch Cargo Arnold from Conan, and it's filling my heart with glee.

Seeing previews for this made me assume it was more latter-day Adam Sandler bullshit.

I wondered what @avclub-de4a08d644135b09bd7e1a592dff156b:disqus meant.

A friend of mine tipped me off recently to a still-intermittently active Twitter feed that this guy set up for his 83-year-old father, wherein he told the dad that "Twitter was how to search things on Google." So the tweets are what the old guy believes are actually Google searches.

Spelling your name that way is an RDD: Raughn Daughnald Don't

"Party in the USA" is a pretty great song, and this is coming from someone who generally has no interest in that kind of music. It's a shame, though, that they couldn't have given it to a decent vocalist, rather than one who sounds like a strangled chipmunk. It was actually Weird Al's "Party in the CIA" that actually…

Donald Glover is Al Gore, 'cause his views (about leaving Community) are wrong.

So long, Dating Plan!

"Hank. The day after Thanksgiving is, in my opinion, the biggest shopping day of the year."

I think the perfect tone model for this show should be Delocated. A hilarious sitcom periodically interrupted by major characters getting brutally murdered.

The way Hank just eats it up is such a great character moment and completely makes the episode for me. Probably my favorite overall.

"Mee-Maw, Family Matriarch"

"Everyone hated that baby."

"Awkward?!? Awkward is me slicin' your belly open!"

"Here at Porta-Gribble, we reserve the right to refuse service to…no one."

"Good Heavens, it's Atlantis!"

I always come back to John Redcorn as probably my favorite character. Even though I can't think of any Redcorn-centric episodes I'd list as my favorites off the top of my head, there's something about that character that works for me. Probably some combination of Jonathan Joss' amazing voice work (along with Adlon,…

Favorites, off the top of my head: "Meet the Propaniacs," "Reborn to be Wild," "The Redneck on Rainey Street," "As Old as the Hills," "Patch Boomhauer," "Dang Ol' Love." God, this show was so good.

That's "Dang Ol' Love," which belongs on any list of the greatest episodes not only of this show, but of all other shows as well. Features two of my favorite KOTH music-related gags: a) Bill begging "Please don't play Dido" immediately followed by muffled Dido emanating from Boomhauer's sex den, and b) a tearful…