I initially misread what you wrote and thought you were saying there was a Neil Diamond song called "Shit, I'm A Believer," and now I can't stop laughing at that idea.

The Neil stands for money and the D is for Diamond.

Clearly you've never seen the season 3 finale of Delocated, which took that exact premise in a hilarious and mind-blowing extremes.

You're all forgetting far and away the two most overplayed Zep songs - "Black Dog" and "Rock and Roll." I don't care if I ever hear those two songs again.

"Goodbye Madame Curie"

…and Leonard Pierce reviewed it 5 years before that!

I hope the new site has commenting too, but…seriously, just imagine if Pitchfork had a comments section. Jesus.

Easy - LULU.

Wrong: MYOF's greatest moment was Rabin's breakdown of the Woody Allen-Bette Midler sex scenes in Scenes From a Mall.

The Flop Shop™ with Nathan Rabin

"The Hard"

You had the wrong kind? I've never had the wrong kind. My worst one was right on the money.

"Goal Reached - You've Got Everything Now"

It's good to see Nabin's hatred of Billy Crystal has outlasted his own presence on the site, much as it will indeed likely outlast the universe itself.

STELIO

F.F. Woodycooks!

You must buy, you must buy, you must buy…

Verily, he was strange, deranged because he put the 12 gauge to your brain.

I mean, everything about it tracks. The star-struck hanger-on who gets involved in a "project" with the guy (in JE's case, a documentary), who the guy keeps fucking even after getting caught; fuck, they even threw the breast cancer angle in there.

Who knew Thurston Moore and John Edwards had so much in common?