@avclub-a8bb1c36715b6baaaf59598c0939b141:disqus  @avclub-578e8fa3ff67e364550447d75dce678d:disqus Okay, look. I get that you're going to obsessively focus on one minor part of my original argument in order to discredit everything else I'm saying, so let me spell it out for everyone, real simple-like:

@avclub-a8bb1c36715b6baaaf59598c0939b141:disqus No, what I'm saying is, I don't CARE whether or not "animals would eat other animals if they knew better," because a) we'll never know one way or the other, and b) it has absolutely nothing to do with the issue at hand, that being the ethics of humans eating meat. As I…

It's called "The Internet."

This is a moot point. What you say may well be true, but it will never have relevance to this conversation, since we'll never be in a position to apply this logic in real life. Angels on the head of a pin, etc.

This is Clinton "definition of is" territory, but we're using two definitions of "compare." When he said it's "nothing compared to" McDonald's/KFC he was referring to NUMBERS, which is technically true. I guess when I said "compare," I should've said "equate." My point was that comparisons like these don't make a 1=1…

Quack me, quack me, quack me, because if it's not love, then it's the pond, the pond, the pond, the pond, the pond, the pond, the pond that'll keep us together.

I know that explaining our position to meat-eaters is pretty much pointless, but since you seem to at least be engaging this conversation in remotely good faith (as opposed to the usual "Meat Is Tasty Tasty Murder, Har Har Har, I'm Hilarious, No One Has Ever Made This Joke Before, Ever"), I feel like I should address…

I'm glad to see TV Club is finally doing what I've hoped for for a long time, which is looping back to early seasons of shows whose later seasons they covered first run. Office seasons 1-3 and Sunny seasons 1-2 need to happen STAT

@avclub-71289f361df2d092ca1b768e85a33325:disqus Especially their album "Efil4stnegun."

What's offensive about that? He was just telling Simmons that he's a bigger "Nugent" than Simmons will ever be. What else could "n——-" stand for?

Good God Leomann!

This song's entire existence was justified last summer at the wedding of two friends of mine. The DJ started the song, and the bride immediately went up to the DJ and vetoed it. Thus we were treated to the spectacle of a few people starting to dance to this song before it abruptly cut off 20 seconds in, and a new song…

"I Have Got To Feeling"

Jesus. I remember both Lit and Len having hits in 1999, but until now I had no idea they were actually on the SAME SOUNDTRACK. That's one of those things that's just too convenient.

I was wondering how many comments it would take for someone to express this fresh, edgy, never-before-made-on-the-internet opinion.

NBC to Up All Night fans:

February is a month.

Come round, have a look at @avclub-6d632b0a3481511636328c61155681b4:disqus's CD collection. Queen, George Michael, Pet Shop Boys - they're all bummers.

I wish someone would've replaced my ass with a baboon's when I was young. That way, I could tell people off by quoting Wesley Willis lyrics, and be talking about MYSELF

Well, I can only assume this movie was funded by a loose affiliation of millionaires and billionaires and baby.