That's assuming they haven't already succumbed to AIDS.

Also, be honest, how weird is to hear the name "Walter Jr." on another show?

Yeah, exactly. That kind of thing is precisely what vanity presses CLAIM to be geared towards: limited-run, local- or family-interest books. In reality, of course, they prey on idiots who think having an ISBN number means they're going to be taken seriously as authors.

"The snap of the pepper turkey…cracking the whip, on my taste buds. The oarsmen of the slave ship of my mouth."

First and foremost, he will always be the guy who pronounces "ethics" as "etiks."

I hate to admit it, but if Milo Ventimiglia can do a Liverpool accent, he's pretty much a shoo-in for George.

"Warm…and Mandatory."

Better yet, it's Gus'….sister! And she's played by Giancarlo Esposito in a wig and cat-eye glasses!

I thought perhaps Walt and Jesse would dump Gus in one of their hydroflouric acid vats, and his parting shot would be a final thumbs-up.

Mr. Pinsky, this is not literature!

Yeah, my assumption is that the image quality of this video is probably pretty crappy. You probably Can't even C Him.

If I was gonna pick a Biggie track, I'd have to go with "Just Playing (Dreams)." I can't think of a song that mentions so many R&B bitches by name.

In that joke, we would have also accepted Peter Gabriel's "The Tower That Ate People"

I've never heard of this "Erik B." Perhaps he's Eric B.'s Dave-style body double? You know, since he's President.

If Ted survives, then Christopher Cousins just might be in the running for a Cyrus Dewey.

I liked it better when I assumed it was a Biblical adaptation.

Break up? That's not the R.E.M. way!

That's weird, because I feel like I'm the only one who actually likes Monster.

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I would buy this book, except that I switched my motto, and I realize now that that buck that bought this book could've struck the lotto.