- Marsha (Spaced)
- Roger (American Dad)
- Robert Pollard (real life)

Hmmm
Wonder how the nation's Tracy Chapman fan feels about this.

I just want to take a quick moment to defend "Sad Professor." When I first got that album it was easily my least favorite song on it, and then for years I didn't really think about it much. Then last summer I played it all the way through again and instantly it became not only my favorite on Up but probably in my top…

Furthermore, his drumming is all the more impressive when you think about how many different styles he's played in; compare his jazz fusion stuff with his early Genesis prog stuff with his brutal pounding on Peter Gabriel 3. I mean, say what you want about his solo stuff but the man's drumming was aces all around.…

Franc-O the Letter

Bad reviews won't matter
This movie has a title that will surely pack theaters.

OddFrancos Local 151?

Um, if anyone is going to try and deny Joni Mitchell, then frankly, they're pretty stupid.

I don't think it's so much that AMG grades on a curve, or grades against an artist's other work; I think their primary criteria for each review is "does this album achieve what it set out to achieve." Kind of like what Ebert said about how you don't rate Hellboy against Citizen Kane, you rate it against The Punisher.…

In fairness, he thought he was signing up to direct the Cyrus Dewey Awards.

Ostrogoth Homer
It's true, it's true! We're so lame!

Only his heavily starched shirt makes this possible.

No mention of his 2001 skits?
"The biggest pimp on planet motherfuckin' Earth is her mama."

Greendale's the way it goes, some things are still the same.

His guest spot on Kristin Hersh's "Your Ghost" and his production on Hugo Largo's Drum EP are both pretty damn great, actually.

Best, most subtle moment in the episode
When Tammy busts into the intervention and she and Ron are about to start pawing on each other again, Ron pretends to kick up dust like a bull in a bullfight. I didn't even catch it at first, I was like "is he wiping his feet?" and my girlfriend just went "No, he's being a…

It's like Nike says: Just D This.

CVB or no CVB, "Borderline" is the fucking mad note.

They took a dick from California,
transplanted that motherfucker to Miami, Florida and it fucked the nation.

What I mean is that most of the conservatives on WW are this kind of gruff, eccentric but ultimately good-hearted type, when in reality 99.9%+ of all conservatives are like Haffley, just a stinking red asshole bent on obstructing any meaningful progress for its own sake.