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Lesson #19
PACARD IS TEH MOST EPIC

Um, you're obviously forgetting "I'm Ricky Bobby, and if you don't chew Big Red gum, then fuck you."

Of course, Kim Deal is one of those people who doesn't need one, because everything she's involved with is awesome. Not just because it's her, either - she's actually managed to stay relevant as an artist, and things like Pixies reunions are just icing on the cake.

What about individual movies themselves getting a Lifetime Pass despite not being that great? My pick would be The Life Aquatic, which, in spite of its unevenness, gets a lifetime pass just for "Search and Destroy."

Um, actually, Hudson gets a lifetime pass for Winston, but msotly for his role in the "Advantage Agassi" sketch from the Ben Stiller Show.

I was watching To Catch a Predator one night with some friends, and we definitely saw an add for some this medication called Aciphex. Say it to yourself, and then laugh, and laugh, and laugh.

When I saw Morrissey, his opener was this Scottish guy playing solo acoustic guitar who totally sucked. Not like, opening act sucked, but like, WHOA this sucks sucked. He thankfully only played three songs, but I still vividly remember the chorus to one of them: (in thick, thick Scottish accent), "I'll never let your…

Yeah, I mean, I know he's seen as inconsistent (although as I said, I typically defend even his most maligned films), but the example I gave was probably just the widest gulf in quality between any two consecutive movies he's made.

I got one
Woody Allen, nominated for Bullets Over Broadway, turns around and makes…the made for TV version of Don't Drink the Water?

This is seriously, like, the funniest thing ever.

On three consecutive album covers, he's been holding a gun, a violin, and now a baby. There's got to be a theme here, but what?

It takes a true Morrissey fan to really grasp the the awesomeness of Morrissey jokes.

Little known fact that when Sebadoh was touring behind Harmacy, their opening act was a then-unknown DMX.

"Enjoy the Silence" is up there, but the title actually goes to White Town, "Your Woman." At least in my book it does.

If you look like Josh Charles circa 1999, then I wish you the best of luck in macking on girls who look like contemporaneous Teri Polo.

I step away for 2 seconds and this happens.

Okay, seriously
I keep seeing this on the front page out of the corner of my eye, and every time, I definitely think it says "Bill Clinton."

The original series of this was really, extremely good. When I first heard about this movie I was interested in it, but I'm getting a really bad vibe from this review, and I have a hunch that this will generally just be a hugely ignored film. The whole Important Journalism thing seems really lame and self-pitying, and…

Richie Alpert: I'm not actually trying to compare college vs NFL or Madden vs Holtz commentating, I'm just saying that Microsoft Sam TTS should be used by all networks in all leagues for sports commentating.