Team Neither! Or, alternatively Team Seriously, Lenny Kravitz and Woody Harrelson are Right There!

Giveitaway, giveitaway, giveitaway now! Giveitaway, giveitway, giveitway now!

I hope LIbby's meeting with the tangoing handyman is going in a more interesting direction than knockoff Far From Heaven.

And they're both in John Carter.

And they're both in John Carter.

Jason Heller, it sounds like we had the same horrifying experience of watching Night and Fog waaaaay too young. Because we needed a signed permission slips to watch Schindler's List junior year in high school but 13 year olds watching actual footage of bodies being bulldozed into mass graves with no warning at all was…

The Devil's Arithmetic.

I'll accept that only if Mae Whitman gets to play the president.

That's the kind of laziness that invents new, better things!

I don't know if it ever actually sells, but CoverGirl is very fond of the "inspired by whatever big movie lends itself to pearly jewel tone eyeshadows" collections. I'm remembering Alice in Wonderland and Midsummer Night's Dream ones. I would imagine that teens are always the target demo.

Espresso.

Yeah, they freaked out because he's blonde now.

Maybe he was your actual tour guide at one point.

So I saw that title and thought the movie would be…Last Picture Show, Cinema Paradiso, something else about dying media. Nope…This is the End, because Blockbuster was never good for anything older than two years anyway! One of the last times I went to my old store I was trying to find High Noon. The person working…

Oh, that's right.

I'm really liking this series. It's not like I've never heard of these shows before but for most of them (Quantum Leap aside) my familiarity doesn't go deeper than knowing they exist.

The Bourne Inevitability.

"I continue to have no idea what to think of Kenna and Henry" So far it's one of two pairings I actually care about (the other being Greer and the cook, don't know his name) probably because in the grand tradition of dads in CW/WB shows I'm finding Henry a lot more compelling than the young guys. Man, are Francis and…

One of these? http://www.cracked.com/quic…

And the thing I love more than that speech is her comeback, when he asks her about her job "It's a bit boring, actually" Just pulling the tiger's tail, because she's so very over his shtick.