That's what I thought. If she was the editor of vogue instead of marie Claire, she would have a different outlook. And some of us do go through stores just to look at the clothes!

Seriously, it's not like the audience gets to watch the clothes being made in real time, so why the time limits again?

I really appreciated Heidi's response to another judge giving the usual "She can come back" excuse about Patricia. "WHEN?!"

Goodbye Tobias, thank you for this column, I've learned so much from it.

I'd guess Martyrs

I have seen none of this show. Can I still stay?

Walk me through what those emoticons mean, I'm at a loss. You closed your eyes and became an overturned bench? And there's a J?

How true

Are you trying to retroactively make me hate Hey there, Delilah? Because I will not! But it has to be said that the guitar on that song doesn't sound that hard.

Imagining anyone yelling all of that is hilarious.

I almost expected him to recite that verse. Wouldn't have seemed out of character.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that

And the snow looked like powdered sugar

Yeah the random accounts guy…I was honestly expecting Ken to yell "Listen…YOU DON'T WORK HERE!" and call security.

And surprisingly sweet.

I stole that joke!

Yeah, you don't watch Valhalla Rising and think "I bet that guy has done a lot of modeling" 

I buy that. This has always been a character who enjoyed playing with the people around him, right? Pulling tails and enjoying their horrified (or horrifying) reactions?

"I know it would make Emily feel better in this trying time if I finished the apple tarts"

And this is the first time I've heard that Mads Mikkelsen is playing Lecter…that's honestly all I needed to know.