Must…resist…urge…to quote…Field of Dreams! Seriously though, baseball feels purer and more magical because it does nostalgia much better than the other sports.

I've always thought Dennis Leary looked very very nice in Sandlot. That era looks good on him.

Awww, baby Marley Shelton. So cute.

You know what reads kinda anachronistic? The phrase "hot-to-trot"

I lived in a Massachusetts town where I could literally drive 20 minutes north and be in Vermont, and could also drive 20 minutes west and be in New York, and I never heard anyone refer to it as a tri-state area.

For all that they were worried about sporadic mountains and palm thatch, I thought the look of this movie was really great.

There's something troubling about hating Eat Pray Love because the main character leaves her "perfectly good" husband.

Milla's gotta eat, you know.

I hate him more for "I won" than for trying to murder a child.

I enjoyed her in Mean Girls.

I don't get it. Funny Games is not that scary, or brutal. It is very tense and made me anxious but only in the sense that the killers are the most annoying characters ever written. I wasn't scared of them, I just wanted them to shut the hell up. Also, while I appreciated some top notch fourth wall breaking, I didn't…

Well the pilot already did everything, so what's the point of coming back?

"That actually explains alot"

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Grosse Point Blank?

I noticed that too. Looks really fake.

Yeah, if you're a male action director whose "strong" female characters tend to get raped in all of your movies, I'm not going to accept "Sucker Punch" as feminist allegory just because you say it is.

300 delivered provided plenty of eye candy for me when I saw it in the theatre (nearly naked Gerard Butler, Michael Fassbender and a LOTR cast member for the hell of it) but even on that level it hasn't held up. I've tried to watch it since and it's no longer hot, it's just cheesy and kinda desperate and the action is…

Oddly that awesome podcast made me content to write this movie off as a unplayable videogame about rape. I almost didn't read this column or watch the accompanying clips because I didn't want any new information.

I was with the trailer for Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy until Gary Oldman actually said "We're not so very different, you and I"  He's already played enough cliche villians, please don't make him say that sentence too.