Multipass!

shock
JJ abrams and Jonathan Nolan to colloborate on something…mysterious.

thank you, Buffy soundtrack
"I Quit" by Hepburn, although I'm not sure it qualifies as gleeful

Thank you! Man that was bugging me, I couldn't place him. That also explains why he desperately needed a haircut, I guess.

Uh…
"What's lost is a golden opportunity to turn Trejo's Machete into a genuine icon, a hero to undocumented (and documented) Mexicans at a time when they're under increased scrutiny"

So when Bale and Cruise run into to each other…what do you think the dynamic is?

Since someone quoted Scream can I just throw in my favorite line from Scream 3? Thanks: "You know why you kill, Roland? Because you choose to, there's no one else to blame"

Actually, I liked his Will better than his Denzel. The beginning was perferct but after a little while I just couldn't stop thinking…does Denzel usually sound that southern?

So in other words…
MOM! HBO keeps picking on me!

The one Britney song I genuinely love

so maybe not then?
Well I don't get HBO and have been watching it for free on various unreliable sites but based on the last couple of write ups here, I'm not feeling too inclined to go to all that trouble to watch the last few episodes of this season. Especially since Sookie and Eric are clearly never sleeping…

I'm really surprised that Three Men and a Bride hasn't happened. Npt a horrible idea, actually

Sorkin
Aaron Sorkin had my immediate and unconditional love based on the opening few lines of American President

It's Hayden Christiansen…we all do.

There's one near me (Mchenry, Illinois) but considering I saw Shrek there. I don't think they're getting Machete…oh well.

Oh mole day…happy high school memories.

Yeah, when he talks to the people at the front desk gets a bit annoying. Seriously, Moore, they're making like 10 an hour and they'll get fired if they let you in. They have no accountability with regards to selling guns to kids, or denying people health coverage, or the bailout. Leave them alone.

I will never understand why Borat is supposed to be funny. Acting like a racial stereotype (that I swear only exists in his head) and doing really stupid, mean, irresposible stuff to a get rise out of people doesn't reveal anything about racism or xenophobia or nationalism, it just makes him look like a jerk.

Reese. Your welcome.

Because it's a synonym for "veteran character actor"