I will now watch this show because AV Club is covering it. The more terrible the show the more entertaining the review. I wish the review had sound effects.

"Summary of Dany subplot: “My dragons!” Repeat ad nauseam." = Claire from Lost stomping around saying "my baybee!" ad nauseum

"Summary of Dany subplot: “My dragons!” Repeat ad nauseam." = Claire from Lost stomping around saying "my baybee!" ad nauseum

Mentally Challenged Vampire Bubba

Same here. I live not far from Magnolia, AR (home of Charlaine) and find all the Sonic and Wal-Mart references to be on par with the characters.

Yes says the cast of Underworld

I like Sookie so much better in the books. She got upset when someone was chasing her to kill her (again) and she was pissed at them for not turning off the lights. Wasteful!

Why didn't the Eagles just fly the damn ring to Mount Doom?

When I feel sad about this show in it's current state, I watch Booze Cruise and remember the good times.

My best friend cannot handle that scene and has thus named it Pinecone. Now uncomfortable situations are always called Pinecone. "Oh gawd. My dad married a woman who collects gold bars, thinks John Stossel is the best American and busts out a one-hitter at Thanksgiving dinner. Pinecone."

My husband wandered though the room while this was on and asked me why the hot blonde was making eyes at the singer from 4 Non Blondes.

I have never felt sad about a celebrity dying until today. The Beasties never, ever sucked. What a loss. Thank you for always being on your game. stupid cancer. 

Mr.Big and Carrie are in the movie?

"You can rub my dreads for luck."  
The grossest thing since Schu as a matador.

I thought Claire and her never ending squeals of "Aaaruhn - my baybee" were the worst. Followed closely by Kate of course.

Iron Eagle I Know What You Did Last Summer School of Rock of Ages

Really enjoyed it but why was Sawyer killed so quickly? More Josh Holloway!

We catch clips of this on The Soup sometimes. My husband freaked out when he saw a father clapping along while the kid was doing some sort of sexy dance.

To my great surprise  - this trailer was met with boos and laughing at the Hunger Games showing I went to this weekend. The biggest laughs from the audience came when Edward said "we're the same temperature now."

Hunger Games 2x. I have never seen an episode of Madmen.Yes, I am shunned by my friends. 
But they've never watched Battlestar Galactica so they lose. Watched a terrible movie with The Rock, Billy Bob Thornton and Shannon from Lost. It was a pitiful Kill Bill inspired mess. On a high note Mr.Ecko (also from Lost) was a…